162 Funny Olive Puns and Jokes to Add Laughter to Your Day!

Olive Puns can make any day better! If you like funny wordplay or just want to add some fun to your chats, these olive puns will do the trick. From cute puns to silly jokes, we’ve got plenty to make you smile. Whether you love olives or just enjoy a good laugh, there’s something for everyone.

So, next time you need a little cheer, let these puns bring some joy to your day. With jokes as smooth as olive oil, you’ll have your friends laughing along. Dive into these olive puns and enjoy the fun!

Funny Olive Puns

1. Olive the time in the world!
2. I’m not oliving without you!
3. Olive your jokes make me laugh!
4. Let’s call it a tr-olive branch!
5. I’m relishing this moment, just olive it!
6. This salad’s missing something… Oh wait, it needs olive!
7. Keep calm and carry olive!
8. Olive seen what you did there!
9. Olive been thinking about you all day!
10. Peace, love, and olive the greens!
11. Don’t be so salty, olive still your friend!
12. Olive you so much it hertz!
13. Got olive my love to give!
14. Olive your style!
15. Let’s have a bowl of fun olive in!
16. Just trying to make a living, or should I say, “oliving.”
17. Olive these puns are driving me crazy!
18. Can we olive aside our differences?
19. Olive you and avocado too!
20. Branch out with some olive humor!
21. Olive way or the highway!
22. Are you oliving your best life?
23. That’s olive the puns I can think of!
24. Olive the nights we spent together!
25. Hit me with your best pot… I mean olive oil!
26. Olive your effort is not in vein.
27. I’m absolutely olive-ated to meet you!
28. Don’t bottle up your feelings, pour your olive oil out!
29. Olive lost my mind thinking of these puns!
30. Take olive me, why don’t you!

Olive Puns One Liners

31. Olive you a latte!
32. Olive out of my comfort zone.
33. Don’t worry, be olive!
34. Olive this joke more each time.
35. Not all olives are black and white.
36. Olive the way you lie.
37. It’s an olive-or-nothing situation.
38. This might be the olive my life.
39. Olive you to pieces!
40. Olive what you did there.
41. Party thyme, let’s get olive-wild!
42. It’s un-canny how much I love olives.
43. I’ve got olive my sights on you.
44. Olive my friends are here!
45. Be the olive oil to my balsamic.
46. That joke’s so old it has an olive beard.
47. You’re the olive my eye.
48. I’m olives about that idea!
49. Olive times are good times.
50. Feeling jolly? That’s olive-ious!
51. Olive for the applause.
52. Take olive, please!

Olive Jokes

53. Why did the olive stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
54. What do you call an olive that’s a spy? A secret a-gent-a.
55. How do olives say goodbye? “Olive you and I’ll miss you!”
56. What does an olive wear to a party? A tux-sedo!
57. What’s an olive’s favorite mode of transportation? The scoot-olive.
58. Why do olives never lose at chess? They always think a few steps olive-head.
59. What do you call a playful olive? Jolly-olive.
60. How do you make an olive laugh? Tickle its pit!
61. Why did the olive join a band? To hit the high olives!
62. What’s a ghost’s favorite olive? Boo-lives!

63. Why was the olive always picked first? It was always up for a pit-y party!
64. What’s an olive’s favorite type of music? Pit hop!
65. How did the olive get to the party? Rolled!
66. Why do olives make good detectives? They’re great at looking in-jar.
67. What do you call a room full of olives? A pit-stop!
68. Why do olives make bad thieves? They always leave a trail of oil.
69. What’s an olive’s life motto? Pimento your own business.
70. Why don’t olives play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
71. What’s an olive’s favorite horror movie? The Pit and the Pendulum!
72. How do olives confess their love? “I’m pit over heels for you!”
73. What happens when an olive gets embarrassed? It turns pimento!
74. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing and the olive oiled up!

Olive Puns Captions

75. Olive this life!
76. In a world full of grapes, be an olive.
77. Living the olive way!
78. Keep calm and olive on.
79. Olive moments like these.
80. Just another olive-ordinary day.
81. Olive adventures ahead.
82. Spreading olive the love.
83. Caught in an olive snafu.
84. Olive these memories.
85. Just oliving the dream!
86. Always in an olive mood.
87. Olive is all you need.
88. Olive time favorites.
89. It’s an olive kind of day.
90. Feeling olive-ated today!
91. Stuck in an olive daze.
92. Olive you from my head tomatoes.
93. Olive for the weekends.
94. No olive no cry.
95. Olive is sweeter with you.
96. Olive-ing for the moment!

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97. Olive the views from here.
98. Sipping on gin and olivet.
99. When life gives you lemons, grab olives.
100. Olive, laugh, love.
101. Olive-d you not to do that!
102. Just another day in olive-dise.
103. You’re the olive to my martini.
104. Olive these vibes.
105. My love for you is like an endless olive.
106. Olive your outfit!
107. Olive-ing it up tonight.
108. Let’s make peace, not war, and more olives.
109. Olive your moves.
110. Shaken, not stirred, with an olive.
111. Olive your smile.
112. Olive the way you think.
113. Finding olive the hidden spots.
114. Olive you more than pizza.
115. Olive the small things.
116. Feeling a bit olive-sive?
117. Love at first olive.
118. That’s one fine-looking olive branch!

Olive Oil Puns

119. I’m not ol-ive, I’m actually quite peppy!
120. Oil always love you!
121. Extra virgin? No, extra vivacious!
122. Oil be seeing you!
123. Let’s get this oil rolling.
124. Time to oil up and face the day.
125. This conversation is slipping into dangerous oils.
126. Just oil in a day’s work.
127. Keep your friends close and your olive oil closer.
128. Oil let you in on a secret.
129. Don’t be crude, oil be your friend.
130. Olive oil, you know you’re extra special.
131. That’s slicker than your average oil.
132. Oil be there for you.
133. Smooth as olive oil.
134. Let that sink in, like olive oil on warm bread.
135. My love for you is as deep as a jar of olive oil.
136. Oil have what she’s having!
137. Oil the possibilities.
138. Just trying to keep it oil together.
139. Spill the tea, or in this case, the oil.
140. A drop of oil a day keeps the dryness away!

Olive Garden Puns

141. Let’s garden party like it’s 1999!
142. Thyme to turnip the garden fun.
143. I’m rooting for you, Olive Garden!
144. Lettuce enjoy Olive Garden.
145. Peas, love, and Olive Garden.
146. Olive Garden: where the food and puns grow.
147. Let’s kale it at Olive Garden!

148. Beleaf me, Olive Garden is great!
149. Mint to be at Olive Garden.
150. I carrot believe how good this is!
151. Rosemary and thyme, Olive Garden’s prime!
152. Planting myself at Olive Garden.
153. Dill with it, we’re at Olive Garden!
154. Soil mates found at Olive Garden.
155. Herbs the word at Olive Garden.
156. You had me at ‘Olive Garden.’
157. Thistle be a good time!
158. We’re all about that basil, no treble.
159. Leaf your worries behind, it’s Olive Garden time.
160. Going to Olive Garden, lettuce celebrate!
161. I’m so grapeful for Olive Garden.
162. Vine and dine at Olive Garden!

We hope these olive puns added a little extra flavor to your day! Whether they gave you a chuckle or a full-on laugh, we’ve loved sharing them with you. Got a pun that’s just as good? Send it to us at info@worldofpuns.com, and you might see it featured in our next collection. Let’s keep the fun rolling and make every day a little more olive-ious!